717,677 notes • 5:07 PM

railroadsoftware:

thebackyardigans:

……his own fam 

wow

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the-witch-named-wesa:

Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.

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flamefriendsshipped:

fandomlovingweirdo:

flamefriendsshipped:

flamefriendsshipped:

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

Storu

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

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memeberd:

whizzvins:

welcome to ihop

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102,498 notes • 11:37 AM

slavery:

urgalg:

meditite:

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once every 15.5 years this man will fend off all darkness for you

reblog in 12 seconds or you will never feel happiness again

holy fuck….. guys reblog for good luck!!!!!!!!!! after i reblogged this i got a cheque in the mail for $59028498 trust me it works!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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approach:

me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task

also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,

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laderdesders1:

fitmaree:

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

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bakaccha:

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suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

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quantumbees:

scorpiogy:

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

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